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A blind cowboy wandered into the local saloon
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey ... you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind and all, that you know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now ... think about it seriously Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'Nope .. not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times'.
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After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey ... you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind and all, that you know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now ... think about it seriously Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'Nope .. not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times'.
laugh hystlaugh hystlaugh hystlaugh hyst
HERES ONE MORE A beautiful blonde arrives at the casino and bets twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.. She said, "I hope you don't mind but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude" She then strips from the neck down tongue2 rolled the dice then yelled "come on baby momma needs new clothes" When the dice come to a stop she jumped up and downthumbsup and squealed "YES YES I WON" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and quickly departed..The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.. Finally one of them ask "What did she roll" The other answered " I don't know I thought you were watching" 
