Idahokanee
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First: Using a sophisticated monitoring system to locate your target, which is usually hiding behind its family, and will unquestionably ensue into a fight, HOOK your Kokanee bin Laden just above the left eye (being careful not to yank off part of the skull). If you’re lucky you may even catch/kill a few other aggressive kokes in the process of the pursuance.
Second: Using the call sign when visual identification has been made, you should communicate that "Geronimo" has been HOOKED in action, and your fishing buddy should now help retrieve the target with a net to prep for transportation.
Third: Matching physical features, such as Kokanee bin Laden's length and color all helps confirm the identification. Once identity has been verified and confirmed by the senior administration officials using Photo analysis issued by F&G (DNA testing is usually not necessary), transport the body to the USS Sea Nymph storage facility for final processing.
Fourth: Once at the processing facility, the official fisherman should conduct a traditional salmon seasoning ritual, usually within 24 hours of death is considered honorable. Take Kokanee bin Laden’s body and wash it, then placed it in a white sheet of beer batter. After a few religious remarks and high fives by the USS Sea Nymph storage facility officer and his mate, slip the body into a sea of pre-heated oil, …until done.
Fifth: Some Kokanee intellectuals, say this method of cooking isn't keeping with traditional Kokanee procedure, and should not be done this way unless it’s an emergency. There are also signs that this move could help fuel skepticism, especially among the USS Sea Nymph captain’s critics, about whether Kokanee bin Laden was really killed at all. But, unfortunately tradition and practice call for the body of the deceased to be eaten within 24 hours of death, ......and usually the sooner the better. Mmmmm. thumbsup
Second: Using the call sign when visual identification has been made, you should communicate that "Geronimo" has been HOOKED in action, and your fishing buddy should now help retrieve the target with a net to prep for transportation.
Third: Matching physical features, such as Kokanee bin Laden's length and color all helps confirm the identification. Once identity has been verified and confirmed by the senior administration officials using Photo analysis issued by F&G (DNA testing is usually not necessary), transport the body to the USS Sea Nymph storage facility for final processing.
Fourth: Once at the processing facility, the official fisherman should conduct a traditional salmon seasoning ritual, usually within 24 hours of death is considered honorable. Take Kokanee bin Laden’s body and wash it, then placed it in a white sheet of beer batter. After a few religious remarks and high fives by the USS Sea Nymph storage facility officer and his mate, slip the body into a sea of pre-heated oil, …until done.
Fifth: Some Kokanee intellectuals, say this method of cooking isn't keeping with traditional Kokanee procedure, and should not be done this way unless it’s an emergency. There are also signs that this move could help fuel skepticism, especially among the USS Sea Nymph captain’s critics, about whether Kokanee bin Laden was really killed at all. But, unfortunately tradition and practice call for the body of the deceased to be eaten within 24 hours of death, ......and usually the sooner the better. Mmmmm. thumbsup
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